Ugly Album Covers: 2013

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Millie Jackson - Back to the Start

A consensus awful album cover. Who has flowers behind the toilet anyway? Yes, she's holding her shoe. No, I don't know if she's high or just taking a huge shit.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Big Tymer$ - How You Luv That

It should be obvious that these fellas have good taste. They're drinking Champagne, after all. There's so much quality going on here: The couches, the perfectly balanced bike, the golden stairs, the dude behind the car in the middle

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Todd Rundgren - Arena

Ah, "The Runt" is at it again. He swings his guitar like an axe, ok. That's not unheard of. Then he uses a cymbal as a shield. Fair enough.
But Todd should know that forcing us to look at that pasty, pale body is more than enough to kill us.

Mercedes - Read End

Here's the thing about late 90s rap and hip hop artists: They try to be portrayed as rich and sophisticated, by chomping on cigars in front of nice cars and huge mansions. They pose with money, jewelry and luxury products against artsy backgrounds.
Then they stick their ass out like a cheap hooker.

The Faith Tones - "Jesus Use Me"

This looks like a parody, but it's not. I normally don't make fun of handicapped people, but for the religious ones, I'll make an exception.

Monday, August 5, 2013

Twisted Sister - Stay Hungry

Stay Hungry is a great album. The cover, not so much.

Ken - By Request Only

Another no-name gets his spot in the limelight. All though not for his musical prowess, but for a really ugly cover. As requested!

One Direction - Up All Night

Instead of mentioning the famous boob grab, I'll speculate if the kid in the front is handicapped since he needs to be held up by the other kids. Or maybe it's past his bedtime, to the point where he can't stand up on his own. Kids these days sure are crazy to stay up for so long. Look at them. Crazy!